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ZekeyJr

Age/Gender: 82, Male
Job: shit

well, fuck you!

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ZekeyJr

goo goo gaa gaa

Posted by ZekeyJr Aug. 23, 2007 @ 4:11 AM EDT

My father, the shitty flash artist known as ZekeySpaceyLizard, abandoned me in a ditch.

I live now as only a husk, overflowing with hatred for the man I once called dad.

Might he die a slow painful death.

FUCK YOU, POPPA.

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Aug. 30, 2007 | 3:03 PM TheSoulMan says:

i post here


Sep. 17, 2007 | 2:39 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

I HAVE NO SON!!!!!!!!!!


Sep. 18, 2007 | 6:22 PM JonBro says:

I'm clapping at ZekeySpaceyLizard's comment.


Sep. 23, 2007 | 12:01 PM crazerfish50 says:

so, whats it like having sekey as a dad?


Oct. 27, 2007 | 8:33 AM Alafooloo says:

i dont know if this is bs or truth


Nov. 16, 2007 | 8:20 PM NeoSkywalker says:

dude, you're 81 and Zeky is 21. you're retarded. you only signed up just to say you're Zeky's son just because you love his movies so much! the only reason you even laid cursor on that "register" button is so you can post this idiotic excuse for a news post! you guys are pathetic. lastly, stop drawing dicks you pervs.

Dec. 14, 2007 | 4:54 AM ZekeyJr responds:

god damn you're fucking stupid.


Jan. 23, 2008 | 9:45 PM dodo-man-1 says:

Alt alert! Alt alert!

Mar. 10, 2008 | 10:10 PM ZekeyJr responds:

idiot alert! idiot alert!


Jan. 23, 2008 | 9:46 PM kisame says:

WHOOOOOOO WHEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVES ME SOME FRIED CHICKEN!


Mar. 11, 2008 | 10:48 AM FreekC says:

neoskywalker cracks the case!


Mar. 14, 2008 | 4:39 PM yoshi77777 says:

this r an alt

Apr. 1, 2008 | 3:04 AM ZekeyJr responds:

i am?


Apr. 9, 2008 | 10:20 PM FamilyGuy05 says:

HAhahahq


May. 23, 2008 | 7:53 PM HahaBears says:

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MG


Jun. 11, 2008 | 8:37 AM Sawdust says:

U CUNT B ZEKEY DAD CUZ UR JAST A FAN N U B 81 GRR


Jul. 13, 2008 | 3:57 PM the-65th-angel says:

NEEDS MORE PENIS JOKE

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